2007 CHAMPIONS: TEAM ORANGE
2007 Series MVPs: Team Orange - Jimmy H. / Team White - O.B.
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As at end of Game #: 3
Orange - 5 pts
White - 1 pts
 

Game 1 - Feb 21st, 2010
Orange WIN: 11-8  Attendance: 9091 (SRO)
Game 1 "Three Stars": 1)  Commish   2) Commish   3) Steve and Puckee

Game 1 proved to be a bit of disappointment - for Team White and their fans... No Blood, No Tears, No Chicklets on the ice. Team White, clearly in awe of both the Power and the skill of Team Orange got down early, and made it very difficult for themselves to pull back and make a game of it.

Team Orange defense shut down any hope that the Team White offense may have been planning to unleash on the opposition.

"It's pretty obvious that Team White was no match for us today... and by-the-way 11-8 doesn't tell the real story... Not only did we take a few logs off the fire to show some respect for Team White, we also put our skates on the wrong feet and only took backhand shots for  the entire 3rd Period", Commish told reporters after the game. He continued by adding, "I think Team Orange should have no problems repeating as Champs this year.... "expletive" Team White just don't have the heart... that's pretty Explitive-ing clear".

No Team White players were available for comment after the game. Reporters were told to not interrupt the Team White "meeting" they were having in the chamomile flavoured water hot-tub, which included drinking tea, eating crumpets, and "man-icures". We have also confirmed that no females were in this 'team meeting'...  Sad, so Sad!!

The only highlight for Team White was the play of veteran goal tender Puckee... He, and Team Orange Goalie Stevie B, gave fans lots to cheer about. In game where Team Orange blasted Puckee with 108 shots on goal, it's amazing he can still talk... but of course, he is French-Canadian after-all... so no worries there.

Next, game: Sunday at 8:08 am.

Game 2 - Feb 28th
Orange WIN:  7-6
Attendance: 9090
Game 2 "Three Stars": 1) Bradley 2) Tim    3) Adrian

While game two of the series was closer in score, it's still clear that Team Orange has Team White's number.

With All-Star players Commish (Team Orange) and Pistol Pete (Team White) out for "conduct unbecoming a Traveller Hockey Player" (no details, but rumours run rampant, the remaining riff-raff from each side had a lot of work to do.

In the end, Team Orange pulled out another victory. Strong power play work by Team Orange proved to be the difference. Team White's steady stream players to the penalty box, for infractions ranging from: mooning the Ice Park Organ Player (Thanks Brad, next time use a bidet) ; bar-b-queuing shrimp on Team White's Bench; and a strange rash of high sticking calls due to Team White trying bust open the piñata effigy of the Commish at Centre ice. WTF...

It was one of the strangest displays ever witnessed by Hockey fans, EVER...

Regardless, Team White's attempt to get Team Orange off their game by the pulling some truly un-explainable stunts, back-fired.

Team White was not able to refocus, what with "frost bitten butts", seafood allergies, and sore tummies from eating too much candy at center ice,  Team White just couldn't recover.

"Team White was trying to make a mockery of the game of Hockey today - and the Hockey God's brought them the pain", a clearly upset and angry Kinger told reporters. "Not only is Team Orange more determined than ever to repeat as Champs, but Kinger also went so far as to say that, " I really hope that Team White takes some time to reflect on their actions today... it was embarrassing, and I just want to apologize to all Hockey fans for this display today... When Commish get's back, Team White will be sorry... "

The only comment from a Team White player was from Tony, as he was heard saying " friggin Dennis just spilled all the Earl Grey into the hot-tub... he's such a wench"...

Next game, Sunday, 8:11 am.

 

Game 3 - March 7th 
TIE GAME : 9 - 9
Attendance: 10,203
Game 3 "Three Stars": 1)  Robbie G   2)  Kevin N     3)  Marcus R.
 

WOW... Finally, Team White showed a bit of life. Staving off elimination from the finals, by managing a tie against the Defending Champs, Team Orange.

Team White Alternate Captain, Gary K, told reporters "... after spending a lot of alone time in my newly refurbished drive shed, along with my two wild and crazy Llamas, I decided that Team White needed a bit of a gut check"... Gary apparently arranged to have the team's infamous hot-tub moved to Thorny-dale. Whatever it was must have worked. Team White was moving the puck with precision, and was able to neutralize much of Team Orange's potent offensive skill. While we did learn that there were still no females joining Team White in the Hot Tub, the Llamas received a lot of "attention" from Team White players. I suppose Llamas need love too.

Team Orange, who have been practicing everyday this past week at their secret team ice rink, somewhere in Elgin County, have yet to release any comment regarding their strategy for this week. This leads most Hockey fans to one conclusion - Team Orange will be bringing the heat this week, and it won't be pretty for Team White (even if Team White have matching orange toe-nail polish, this week).

Next Game: Sunday, 8:03 am.

Game 4 - March 14th
Team tbd : 0 - 0
Attendance: 0000
Game 4 "Three Stars": 1)  Marcus    2)  Bradley   3)  OB

Daylight Saving Time; LIP staff = Locked out of arena... Any Surprise, Really... ????

Game 5 - March 21st (If Necessary)
Team tbd : 0 - 0

Attendance: 0000
Game 5 "Three Stars": 1)     2)     3)