2007 CHAMPIONS: TEAM ORANGE
2007 Series MVPs: Team Orange - Jimmy H. / Team White - O.B.
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2010 Playoff Highlights
Best of 5 Games (first to 6 Points)
As at end of Game #: 3
Orange - 5
pts
White - 1 pts
Game 1 - Feb 21st, 2010
Orange WIN: 11-8
Attendance: 9091 (SRO)
Game 1 "Three Stars": 1) Commish
2) Commish 3) Steve and Puckee
Game 1 proved to be a bit of disappointment - for Team
White and their fans... No Blood, No Tears, No Chicklets on the ice. Team
White, clearly in awe of both the Power and the skill of Team Orange got
down early, and made it very difficult for themselves to pull back and make
a game of it.
Team Orange defense shut down any hope that the Team White offense may have
been planning to unleash on the opposition.
"It's pretty obvious that Team White was no match for us today... and
by-the-way 11-8 doesn't tell the real story... Not only did we take a few
logs off the fire to show some respect for Team White, we also put our
skates on the wrong feet and only took backhand shots for the entire
3rd Period", Commish told reporters after the game. He continued by adding,
"I think Team Orange should have no problems repeating as Champs this
year.... "expletive" Team White just don't have the heart... that's pretty
Explitive-ing clear".
No Team White players were available for comment after
the game. Reporters were told to not interrupt the Team White "meeting" they
were having in the chamomile flavoured water hot-tub, which included
drinking tea, eating crumpets, and "man-icures". We have also confirmed that
no females were in this 'team meeting'... Sad, so Sad!!
The only highlight for Team White was the play of veteran
goal tender Puckee... He, and Team Orange Goalie Stevie B, gave fans lots to
cheer about. In game where Team Orange blasted Puckee with 108 shots on
goal, it's amazing he can still talk... but of course, he is French-Canadian
after-all... so no worries there.
Next, game: Sunday at 8:08 am.
Game 2 - Feb 28th
Orange WIN:
7-6
Attendance: 9090
Game 2 "Three Stars": 1) Bradley
2) Tim 3) Adrian
While game two of the series was closer in score, it's still clear that Team
Orange has Team White's number.
With All-Star players Commish (Team Orange) and Pistol Pete (Team White) out
for "conduct unbecoming a Traveller Hockey Player" (no details, but rumours
run rampant, the remaining riff-raff from each side had a lot of work to do.
In the end, Team Orange pulled out another victory. Strong power play work
by Team Orange proved to be the difference. Team White's steady stream
players to the penalty box, for infractions ranging from: mooning the Ice
Park Organ Player (Thanks Brad, next time use a bidet) ; bar-b-queuing
shrimp on Team White's Bench; and a strange rash of high sticking calls due
to Team White trying bust open the piņata effigy of the Commish at Centre
ice. WTF...
It was one of the strangest displays ever witnessed by
Hockey fans, EVER...
Regardless, Team White's attempt to get Team Orange off
their game by the pulling some truly un-explainable stunts, back-fired.
Team White was not able to refocus, what with "frost bitten butts", seafood
allergies, and sore tummies from eating too much candy at center ice,
Team White just couldn't recover.
"Team White was trying to make a mockery of the game of Hockey today - and
the Hockey God's brought them the pain", a clearly upset and angry Kinger
told reporters. "Not only is Team Orange more determined than ever to repeat
as Champs, but Kinger also went so far as to say that, " I really hope that
Team White takes some time to reflect on their actions today... it was
embarrassing, and I just want to apologize to all Hockey fans for this
display today... When Commish get's back, Team White will be sorry... "
The only comment from a Team White player was from Tony,
as he was heard saying " friggin Dennis just spilled all the Earl Grey into
the hot-tub... he's such a wench"...
Next game, Sunday, 8:11 am.
Game 3 - March 7th
TIE
GAME : 9
- 9
Attendance: 10,203
Game 3 "Three Stars": 1) Robbie
G
2) Kevin N 3) Marcus R.
WOW... Finally, Team White showed a bit of life. Staving
off elimination from the finals, by managing a tie against the Defending
Champs, Team Orange.
Team White Alternate Captain, Gary K, told reporters "... after spending a
lot of alone time in my newly refurbished drive shed, along with my two wild
and crazy Llamas, I decided that Team White needed a bit of a gut check"...
Gary apparently arranged to have the team's infamous hot-tub moved to
Thorny-dale. Whatever it was must have worked. Team White was moving the
puck with precision, and was able to neutralize much of Team Orange's potent
offensive skill. While we did learn that there were still no females joining
Team White in the Hot Tub, the Llamas received a lot of "attention" from
Team White players. I suppose Llamas need love too.
Team Orange, who have been practicing everyday this past week at their
secret team ice rink, somewhere in Elgin County, have yet to release any
comment regarding their strategy for this week. This leads most Hockey fans
to one conclusion - Team Orange will be bringing the heat this week, and it
won't be pretty for Team White (even if Team White have matching orange
toe-nail polish, this week).
Next Game: Sunday, 8:03 am.
Game 4 - March 14th
Team tbd :
0 - 0
Attendance: 0000
Game 4 "Three Stars": 1) Marcus
2) Bradley 3) OB
Daylight Saving Time; LIP staff = Locked out of arena...
Any Surprise, Really... ????
Game 5 - March 21st (If Necessary)
Team tbd :
0 - 0
Attendance: 0000
Game 5 "Three Stars": 1)
2) 3)